It dip-ends on the shape of the donut-hole, Carol. It is hereby revealed - right here on Mudcat! - that there's a new law in the works, making the public dip-ping of any donut other than the stunning new "Robertson Donut" with the trademark "square hole" an offence punishable for up to 30 days WITHOUT A TIMMY'S BREAK!

InCANceivable eh?