I'm too Canadian, and probably too Torontonian as well. I can tell if it's a weekday morning if it's Andy Barrie, and a weekend morning if it's Jeff Goodes. Hey, isn't it good they aren't making Natasha Ransahai do her weather reports from out on the sidewalk on these subzero mornings?   

I grew up in a little Ontario hamlet...cows ate the flowers out of my garden and my dog got to run around in big patches of poison ivy. Now I'm scraping salt off my car and screaming at jaywalkers. Yup, I'm Canadian alright.

~b.w.