During the East/West Cold War in 1959 a KGB spy was being prepared for a mission to the Nuclear Plant at Dounreay in the far north of Scotland to gain the secrets of nuclear re-processing.On the day before his start date he was called into the office of his superior Colonel Ivan Offalitch.The colonel wished him good luck and said that if his mission was successful he would get a Trabant by 2009.The KGB spy asked his boss for any advice in the event of him meeting a Scot. The Colonel replied "Religion,any Scot will do anything for someone of the same religious persuasion as himself"

48 hours later he finds himself 40 miles from Dounreay having been blown a little off course.In a Desolate area(well most of Scotland is a desolate area innit?)he spied a small cottage about a mile away.He approached and knocked on the door. A huge Jocko appeared."Hallo Comrade" said our mate "what is your religion". "Weel noo you ask,I'm a Homosexual". "Great" said our lad "So am I"

This just goes to show the truth in that Old saying

"A Red Spy at Night is a Shepherds Delight"