A nurse is walking down the hall in a nursing home and sees a resident wheeling himself towards her. "How you doing Mr. Jones", says the nurse. Mr. Jones replies, "Well, my penis is dead!!" She's surprised at the comment but keeps walking and continues on with her work. The next day she sees him again but this time she notices his zipper is down and his penis is hanging outside of his pants. She says, "Mr Jones, I thought you said that thing was dad!!" He replies, "It is!! Today's the viewing!!!"