JJ, let me apologize and try to explain about my friend General Banjer.

Ya'see, he was dropped repeatedly on his bottom as an infant and it was several years before doctors confirmed his brains were housed in his ass. On the plus side, this has enabled him to win several degrees and honors including the coveted Incredible Dumbass medal, replete with three Blighted Elm Leaf Clusters. This of course then qualified him for the very exclusive rank of General F****P which as you can see is a 4-Star rank.

So please forgive him as these type of mistakes are quite common to him. He once identified the famous Marilyn Monroe upskirt shot from "Seven Year Itch" as being an aardvark applying for a job as a hat blocker.

Spaw