Yo Arfus:

Wuff, wuff, there bro. Hey, Iz one of dem prayers and seein' as i like doggies (and kitties, and birds, and fish and turtles and...) Iz gonna say a little prayer fir you, feller. Poor little guy, you come on over here and let yer ol' Uncle Bobert scratch ya behind yer ears... Good doggie, Goooooood little Arfeeeee....

Now don't that feel real good. Feels good to me to.

Ahhh, now go tell Mommie that I'll have to read the entire text tomorrow to get the wording straight but that's purdy much what the report said today...

Good doggie...

Wuff.

Uncle Bobert