From the third variation:

"7. Make him comfortable: Have him lean
             back in a comfortable chair or suggest he
             lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or
             warm drink ready for him. Arrange his
             pillow and offer to take off his shoes.
             Speak in a low, soft, soothing and
             pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and
             unwind."

Can you Mudcat women start speaking in a "low, soft soothing and pleasant voice" please? And preferably with English accents!