Well oi took bleedin' 'ome ec, and I bleedin' learned sumpin, even if oi bleedin' thought it were th'silliest bleedin' thing ever. Oi 'ad t'make bleedin' cream puffs and a bleedin' dress. Oi learned oi bleedin' 'ated doin' the bleedin' dishes.

(How's the accent?)