Here's some very important information (or not), from a book called "The Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex":
Activity Calories burned
MAKING THE FIRST MOVE
Hiding Sex Manual 3 Seducing partner If you are shy 15 If you are rich 5 If you are poor 164 Fumbling around 4 Serious fondling 14 Blowing in partner's ear Using mouth 9 Using bellows 15 Using blow dryer (low setting) 2 Blowing in your own ear 158
INTERCOURSE AND THINGS RELATED
Doing it for the first time 204 Doing it for the last time 1 1/2 Insertion If woman is ready 1/4 If man is not 274 Positions Italian: man on top, woman in kitchen 26 Russian: woman on top Man getting permission 55 American: both on top 60 Intercourse Moderate 15 Heavy 27 Merciless pounding 50 Blacking out 125 Orgasm Real 27 Faked 160
As for whether it works or not - who cares? Might as well experiment and have fun!