Celine Dion singing "God Bless America": tuneless

Styx doing a rendition of ""We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions" prior to the player introductions before the game: tasteless

Shania Twain performing during half-time: shameless

Bon Jovi doing a set after the game: hapless

A set of ear plugs while watching the Super Bowl: priceless

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