It strikes me that the Bush administration has been all over the map this week looking for that perfect, just right pretext to go to war.

A few days ago, our fearless leader "was sick and tired" then "wasn't going to watch this movie"!

Yesterday, it was all about how the UN and our allies just didn't understand!

Today, it all depends on whether those inspections have been "productive" enough!

Won't you please help out our forsaken foolish leader, and mail him your "my favorite pretext for war" ideas today?

And it's 1-2-3 what are we fighting them for? Don't ask me I don't understand, how our oil got under their sand!