Pretexts? Aisle 23. You'll see a big hole in the shelf where the Domino Theory used to be before they discontinued it. Look just to the right of where it used to be and you'll see three or four different flavors of pretexts. Well, some of them may be sold out too. In fact, the only one that I'm sure we have in stock right now is the "Fuck you! I'm the President!" flavor.

Bruce