It's bad news I'm afraid Mort',from personal experience I don't think Medics know about Mudcat.

Last year I accidently(what else?) got the skinny bit of my willie trapped in my zipper.In great,no GREAT pain I logged on to Mudcat.99 people called in to make jokes about my situation.However Mr Cohen from Golders Green came to the rescue.

Got to go now we are off to the synagogue.

I think it was GREAT,GREAT pain