The Maori verse is different and it's a great one. Nathan, if you hadn't started this thread, no one would have linked to the old one and I would have missed Micca's "The Bonnie Eel o' Moray."

When you find something new, but you think it's just you, then you foray
Into the 'Cat, to see the posts that came before, eh?
There are no post so named, so you post, then you're flamed, by that bore D...oops

(Any resemblance to an authentic - and intended - nasty comment is purely accidental. It was a cheap rhyme, you can get me next time, don't get sore, eh?)