I used to work as a Production Controller in an agricultural machinery factory in an office full of men. Hmmm...yea...really! Anyway the old chap sitting behind me was taking early retirement because of seriously failing eyesight. Another chap told an incredibly dirty joke (no I can't remember what it was now) and I said "Merrick, you shouldn't tell jokes like that, you'll go blind!"

No my seat didn't fall through a hole in the floor but I wish it had.

Sal