I've been unhappily married, and, I've been unhappily single. Single is better. I come and go as I please without having to answer to anyone. No one touches my measuring spoon, and, everything is right where I left it.
Of course there is a down side; it's lonesome sometimes, but, nothing is so much better than just anything.
..well, I aint had a kiss since I fell out of my crib...