Well I was waiting on the Mudkitten but I figure the kid will be born on the wrong day, so I'll go ahead and post now.......

Mort, First I want you to have a really great day tomorrow and that the rest of the year just gets better........It's about time for that to happen for you so now's the time it starts! It's official since I said so! You deserve the best and far better than the latest.....May it all be yours.

Second, I want to hold you down, strip ya' nekkid, and just lick you all over til your skin gets all pruney-like.....

Third........Hell, who needs a third?

Happy Birthday

Uncle Spaw ---- DOM