The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #56132   Message #877665
Posted By: Amos
29-Jan-03 - 11:58 AM
Thread Name: BS: I bet JC had a sense of humour
Subject: RE: BS: I bet JC had a sense of humour
Moses invited Jesus out for a round of golf. Moses teed off and hit a long straigh shot which rolled to a stop only a few feet from the green, looking set for par.

Jesus tees off and slices the ball badly. It goes whizzing off into the brush on the side of the fairway and caroms off an oak. Then it bounces down a dark rabbit hole. A few seconds later, out comes the rabbit with the ball in his teeth and starts loping across the fairway. A hawk spots tyhe rabbit and zooms down and swoops him up, which frightens him so badly he drops Jesus' golf ball. The ball bounces off the shell of a wandering turtle and flies off at an odd angle to land on the green and dribble directly over to the hole and sink. Hole in one.

Moses looks at JC with a jaded eye and sighs. "Jesus," he says, "Did you come here to play golf, or did you come here to fuck around?".