Don't forget that the legendary DEREK BRIMSTONE is appearing tonight at "The Tudor Barn", Eltham.

He should even be able to eclipse last week's double act of RHONA & KENNINGHAM.

BTW Les Barker doesn't usually get things wrong, but I can't find any reference to Brimstone in Genesis 12:18. The earliest reference that I can find in the Bible is Genesis 19:24 where he visits Sodom and Gomorrah (true) - it was the just sort of place that would book him.