Nah. Leave Washington out of it. They're going to force feed us mushrooms. As you know, mushrooms can be lethal. They are already scouring the woods and clearings to find poison mushrooms and teaching each other how to expand the patches. Look for crowds of eager mushroom gatherers in the woods this fall.

Isn't it amazing how so many people can be trusted to keep their mouths shut? (No pun intended- sounds like I meant that they would refuse to eat their mushrooms.)