I've been tae SanFrancisco but I saw nea Golden Gate
An that great wall in China, I thought wis nothin great,
'Ave been tae Holliwood but saw nae Holly Tree
An that famous tower in Piza looked near fa'in doon tae me
That famous square in Moscow wisnie really red
An' the black north of Ireland, I found wis green instead
But of a' these wonderous sights, the one for which I dream,
Is oor Morag milkin' Kirstie, oor wee coo in Achnaseen

An she pull away so nimbly, like a barmaid pouring ale,
An the milk splutters oot intae a white enamel pail.
Got no hessitation or shudders - just consideration for udders
That's the sight I like to see in Achnasheen!

God and there's more!