By the way, I think the best production of Hamlet is still the musical one Gilligan and the other islanders put on for Ginger to impress Hollywood Director Phil Silvers. I can still hear the Skipper, as Polonius, singing to the music from "Carmen":

Neither a borrower nor a lender be      
Do not forget: Stay out of debt
Think twice
And take this good advice from me
Guard that old solvency
There's just one other thing
You ought to do
To thine own self be true