Well hell, this is easy!!!!

*** He gives good smirk.

*** He has given the term "Ugly American" an actual face...body too!!!

*** He has elevated the place in history of Warren G. Harding, Rutherford B. Hayes, Herbert Hoover, and William H. Taft.

*** He is the first snake to sell his own oil.

*** He is the first president to have his colo-rectal exam make the world news, giving proof to all of what an asshole he is.

*** For the first time in many years, many people have had pleasant thoughts of Richard Nixon and Lyndon Johnson.

*** He brightens the future for all C students.

*** He has been a positive force in the great "Nature versus Nurture Debate".....Both sides claim victory!!!

*** He has proven himself a great linguist, being able to mispronounce words out of both sides of both mouths on both faces!

*** As the all-American boy, he has made his Daddy proud.

*** He has a distinct image. He is the walking embodiment of a dick...not a hard on...just a dick.

*** Being the first president of the 21st century, he sets a standard that only the very few will be able to sink below.


Spaw