I can't resist this (sorry, garg) but the UK Guardian newspaper has run a series of letters on the subject of real people named in song titles or lyrics. Today someone posted the fact that a band called "Half man, half biscuit" has a song called "99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd".
Bob Todd was a UK comedian, that US audiences may remember from the Benny Hill tv series, not exactly Tom Cruise in the looks department.
Was it close, garg?

RtS