...with his girl-Friday, Elvis, who was impregated by alien druids that left behind a crash test dummy as a "calling card". You can see that their message is clear when you see a weather balloon (which we ALL KNOW IS SPYING ON US) in the summer sky to the west (the best place to spy from...)
Did I mention that women shaving their legs is a clear symbol of the demonic sacrifices made to the owl-god?