Rest assured that because of the 4-1 day conversion in the Time Cube that all can be explained. For instance the crop circles that kat mentions.........They were made by the downforce beams of the Starship Enterprise which instead of trekking through the universe at warp speed, was little more than a hovercraft, never getting more than 120 feet above the earth. However to keep it aloft required very little as it had been filled with the leftover hydrogen from the Hindenberg. The occasional puffs on the thrusters cause the crop circles. And of course Shatner was never the Captain since he was born on a different day and therefore not under the lucky star that would have allowed him to achieve anything. With the 4-1 conversion he wasn't nearly so blessed and today he is an exhibit at the Canadian Museum of Natural History as the living proof that Eskimos butt-fucked caribou.