Two young fellers,both hard of hearing went into a new pub one night.
At the bar the barman charged them £8 for two pints(well over the odds).The young guy said "why is this beer so expensive?" to which the barman replied " it's because of the decor".
The Young guy said "well all the pubs round here have nice decor"

Barman:Well we have Singer

Guy:what sort Folk Singer?

Barman: No

Guy:Jazz Singer?

Barman:No

Guy:Well what then?

Barman:Country Western

The young feller rejoins his mate and tells him to 'sup-up' because of the cost of their beer. When asked why it was so expensive,he was told it was because there was a singer on.

2nd Guy:What kind of singer,Folk Singer?

1st Guy:No

2nd Guy:Jazz Singer?

1st Guy: No

2nd Guy Well who is it then?

1st Guy :he sez it's some c*** from Preston