Who needs imaginary ones, when the real ones are so good?

Who can forget "Pusan U" by Homer & Jethro, to the tune of "Sioux City Sue"?

"They asked me where I came from, and I said, "Oh, Pusan U."

or "Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens, and I Cried All the Way to Sears"?
(yes, I heard this...once..about 25 years ago)

get the definitive list here one of MY favorites...

"If I Had It To Do All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You
by Dan Hicks and his Hot Licks"