Spaw, you are absolutely and completely correct in your assessments. Everything you have said is Truth, maybe even A Truth And A Half, or Two Truths, or even Four Truths. Your mention of the "Indianapolis" proves everything else, as the so-called "city" after which the ship was named does not exist! I've been to its alleged location many, many times and all that is there is a huge roundabout that relocates various Interstate and other highways...nothing else.
I will nominate you for membership in the Illuminati so that you have to take the Awful Oath Of Fealty To Mollusk.