Old one (and rather blue) but... a real buddy is one who goes out and gets two BJ's, comes back and gives you one. I first heard that one years ago from a Newf who would greet his buddies with, "Watcha got in yer mout' me ol' cock ?" An evening of brews with him was a constant belly laugh, if you could stand his warped sense of humour. Odd that I never saw him get into a toss, even with strangers in the roughest of pubs. Laugh and...