Ann Arbor, Michigan--Man walked into BurgerKing with a gun and demanded money. Clerk said she couldn't open the cash drawer without a food order. Man ordered onion rings. Clerk told him no onion rings on the breakfast menu. Man gave up and walked away.

Kentucky--Two men tried to break into a cash machine and couldn't. They attached a chain to the bumper of the truck and tried to pull the front off. Instead, the bumper came off. They got scared and took off. Left chain and bumper attached to cash machine. Liscense plate was still on the bumper..............

(I've got lots more)