Yep, I know this is going to be hard to believe but Secretary of State, Colin Powell, just last night picked up his phone to call Mario's to have a pizza delivered and when he picked up the phone he heard twp Iraqi's talking with one another about tricking the inspectors. Yep, what are the changes?

Well, I'm wonderin' myself why someone with that position wouldn't have the dough to buy real phone serivce. You know, like with no party lines. But that Powell is one wacky dude.

So according to Powell, he is going to take this information to the United Nations as "Exhibit A" to try to get a resolution to invade Iraq.

Well, danged, I reckon now Iz convinced! I mean like every Iraqi is talkin' 'bout how they faked out the inspectors aznd if there's one thing that bugs me, its a bunch of gossipers. Heck, that's grounds for war right there, as far as I can see. Bunch of danged gossipin' Iraqis. I mean, why even wait for the UN.

Nuke 'em...

Bobert