Well, Kat, according to the Washington Times, the ultra Republican newsrag, the US has tape of a conversation between two Iraqi *officials* bragging about how the inspectors missed this and that. You'll be hearing more of this later tonight on the news, I'm sure.

Ahhh, as fir the nukes and the gossip. Heck, you know I ain't into hurtin' nuthin'.

As fir the gissip, I heard from neighbor who knows this feller who has it one some purdy danged reliable source that CarolC and Jack the Sailor are foolin' 'round. And ya' know, my buddy over at the hardware says that GUEST and Teribus are the same person. Tsk, can you beeeelieeeve taht? And my wife's hairdresser says mthat Amos....

Oh, better not go there...

Bobert