Although the title's not so bad, I nominate "The World's Most Perfect Country Music Song" written by Steve Goodman (RIP) for David Allen Coe.

The last verse combines all of the tried and true cliches that have made country music so great.

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I was drunk the day my Mama got out of prison

When I drove to pick her up in the rain

But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck

She got runned over by the damned ol' train

CH: