Oak Ash & Thorn (with our own loveable El Swanno) have been doing this one for years, sometimes on stage, more often in our livingroom... After a while our friend AJ couldn't take it anymore; she cracked up and wrote this parody. I just called her for permission to post it here:


Nice Tipsies!
AJ Benham
copyright 2002

Smack, what a happy high,
Smack is the dreamiest high to try
You may track, snack, pack, v-tach, but Smack....helps the world get by.
Smack! Nice Tipsy!

I say it's Crack: the lively high.
You gotta have crack or your drive just dies
Kids whiff it, moms sniff it, dads sift it, cops lift it Crack...helps the world get by.
.....Crack! Nice Tipsy!

I insist that Pot's the high.
If you don't inhale they can't say you lied.
But don't stop tokin' when the MaryJane's smokin'...
Pot....helps the world get by.
...............Pot! Nice Tipsy!


I'll come visit you in prison when Kellogg catches up with you, AJ!


p.j.