the dalai lama goes into Pizza Hut. The assistant says 'What pizza toppings would u like?'

DL: 'what do you have?'

Asst: 'cheese + tomato, with or without pepperoni, prawn & pineapple,
ham,cheese & apple frites, mushroom,spinach & kiwi fruit; what would you like?'

Dalai Lama replies, 'Make me one with everything!'




[the owld 'uns are the best!] 8-)