why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? ...How do you know, have you ever tasted it?

why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ...I can!

why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing
liquid is made with real lemons? ... Ahem!! My juice is the REAL thing!

I wonder why we can't eat a doughnut without licking our lips, and I wonder why we can't brush our teeth without wiggling our bums!

Sal