The "Guardian" [UK newspaper, often referred to in the past as the "Grauniad" because of the frequency of its misprints], allegedly announced once that their "night poof reader" was retiring.

They ran a story once on smuggling illegal immigrants into Britain to work as prostitutes, which ended, "... the suspects were traced to Birmingham, where Police and immigration officers ponced."

[That should have read, "pounced", I hope you all guessed that].