It's what we do John. We're really, really good at it.

The last president couldn't even put together a conspiracy big enough to cover up sexual misdeeds

That wasn't the conspiricy in that particular case. In that case, the conspiricy was the defacto coup d'etat (sp?) that was being foisted upon us with all of those bogus investigations of the president. And I'd say it was pretty successful considering how much of the president's time was tied up in having to deal with the investigations of his sex life rather than on being president (something the Supreme Court assured us wouldn't happen).