Just my 2 cents- I think doing something physical is often effective, if only to get the "do-er" out of their complacency and into action. I agree that Bush does not have the intelligence of Eisenhower, but he does seem to relate to the physical. We need to get his attention somehow, I maen what part of "no" doesn't he understand?
BTW,the directions also included a religious element which might actually appeal to some vestige of conscience in his fevered brain.I added "Put our money where their mouths are"