That would mean I have to READ the crap, Bobert. Spare me. I know what he's going to say beforehand (globalist mis-direction and terrorism while HE pretends to be our alternative to terrorism). I can barely listen to him speak, even. I mostly watch for the releases from the Exec Branch departments. That's where the real perilous stuff is coming from now. Sure, GW's going to burn American bodies in his desert sacrifice in Iraq, but those military folks...they signed up for it. I'm more worried about my neighbors, etc. None of us voted for mercenaries patrolling our streets.

But if the speech is short enough I might be able to cut / paste and sub GW's name for 'Saddam', 'bin Laden', 'the terrorists', etc. Any suggestions on a short speech he's vomitted forth recently?