What if Ike Turner wouldn't have been a woman abuser? Would Ike and Tina Turner still be singing Proud Mary on tours?

Yes. At casinos in Biloxi, Mississippi, to be exact.

What if Jimmy Hendrix was still alive? Would he have any teeth left to play his guitar with?

He'd sound a lot like Craig Chaquico, whether he had teeth or not.

What if Janis Joplin still roamed the world? Would she have made it with as many women as she did men by now?

Naw! She would have settled down and married Dick Cavett.

What if Jim Morrison was alive and still practicing witch craft? Would he be compared to as Aleister Crowley?

No. He'd be compared to Harry Potter.

Bruce