To the tune of "Five Foot Flirt":

And can you explain last Saturday
In a session in Old Portsmouth town
When Jim Fred brough his 6 foot thingie along
And found it quite hard to sit down
An instrument that big and stiff is grand, but
It was only a digerido
And the thought we all had, was he wasn't so bad
But he shoulda been kissin' you

You've a 6 foot thing...