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Thread #56132   Message #885471
Posted By: GUEST,Taylor
08-Feb-03 - 10:40 AM
Thread Name: BS: I bet JC had a sense of humour
Subject: RE: BS: I bet JC had a sense of humour
Jesus returns to earth and, looking round, he sees most men wearing smart suits. He decides he should update his image and finds a reasonably priced Jewish tailor and asks to be measured for a suit. The tailor asks him to stand next the wall of the shop so that he can measure his hieght, proceeds to measure his waist, chest, inside leg, etc. He then has to measure his outstreched arms. Christ complies; at which point the tailor pulls out a hammer and nails and nails him to the wall. While walking away he shakes his head and says "Some people never learn".