How many times have you heard jokes about ... Morris?

Numerous times 20 years ago when the Morris/Incest joke was doing the rounds, but never recently and never on the BBC. Can you give any substantive examples?

I consider the English to be an ethnic minority... [as part of] ...the population of England

That's a very strange thing to say, can you please define what you mean by 'English'

I'm finding it difficult to understand your point here, smallpiper. Please elucidate.