This is a serious matter.

I have consulted my crystal ball,

I see a sinking ship on a corner that is dangerous. (splash) Its the Titanic!! The Titanic - ah - that should go down well. (splash splash splash)

And a Leylandii hedge. NO ...... ITS

Its singing "Who'll be a soldier...." A folk singer from Leyland called......erm..... Giff.... erm

John m...... NO ITs Derek Gifford!!!

Hope this clears the matter up. (fetcha chair, fetcha chair, fetcha chair)