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Thread #56514 Message #886049
Posted By: Charley Noble
09-Feb-03 - 10:35 AM
Thread Name: history of English army song
Subject: RE: history of English army song
The vesion we heard came from an old family friend, British expatriot, world class sailor, co-inventor of amphibious DUCK in WW II, naturalist, bird painter, Denis Puleston of Brookheaven, Long Island, New York.
I Don't Want to be a Soldier-4
(This "Call out my Mother..." chorus is cribbed from a version of "Boys of the Old Brigade"; parody of "I'll Make a Man Out of You")
Monday I touched her on the ankle, Tuesday I touched her on the knee, Wednesday with success I lifted up her dress, Thursday her chemise, gor-blimey! Friday I put my hand upon it, Saturday she gave me balls a tweak, But it was Sunday after supper, I rammed it up her scupper, Now I do it seven days a week, gor-blimey!
I don't want to join the Army, I don't want me knackers shot away, I just want to hang around, Piccadilly underground, Living off the earnings of a high born lady, Call out the Army and the Navy, Call out the old Home Guard, You can always call the Bold Territorials, They'll save England with a smile, gor-blimey!
Call out me mother and me brother, Call out the old Home Guard; You can call out me mother, Me sister and me brother, But for God's sake, don't call me!
Although Denis died some two years ago there are times I swear I can still hear echoes of him singing this at the top of his lungs!
Be nice if this could be traced back to the Nepolianic war period; looks promising to me.