Say, didn't Lady Godiva get husband Leofric to cancel some harsh taxes by riding around naked?

And while we wouldn't suggest anything like that to the First Lady, surely George W has a little Monica stashed away somewhere who might be persuaded to give it a try?

I mean, how many men wouldn't cancel a war to stop their lady love parading around naked? I remember getting a female angry one day and she stripped and stepped out the front door. I melted, but fast.

I've got a horse...