OK, I know this is a hotbed of NPR listeners - who heard, and transcribed, the great parody of Green Eggs and Ham I heard there over the weekend? I have looked on the NPR website to no avail, and Google will bring up people talking about it but not let me into the chats... All I heard was something like:

I do not have anthrax and SAMS. I do not have them, Uncle Sam.
Did you hide them in your mosques? Did you hide them under rocks?
I did not hide them under rocks. I did not hide them in a mosque. I did not hide them here or there - I did not hide them anywhere! I do not have anthrax and SAMS! I do not have them! said Saddam.

...And so on. VERY good. Help? And can anyone put it to music, or has GE&H already been tuned? (I figure if they can write a tune for AA Milne poems they ought to be able to write one for Dr. Seuss.)