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Thread #56652   Message #886978
Posted By: Charley Noble
10-Feb-03 - 03:02 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Anthrax and SAMS Seuss parody
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Anthrax and SAMS Seuss parody
Mrrzy-

Here's what I could decode and extrapolate of the lyrics:

ANTHRAX OR SAM
(By Dr. Jay Klusky © as recited on NPR)

"You do have Anthrax or SAM!"

"I do not have them," said Saddam.
"I do not have Anthrax or SAM;
I would not have them here or there;
I would not have them anywhere;
I do not have Anthrax or SAM,
I do not have them," said Saddam.

"Have you hid them in your halls?
Have you hid them in some mall?"

"I do not have them in my halls;
I do not have them in some mall;
I do not have them here or there;
I do not have them anywhere."

"Have you kept them in your mosque?
Have you kept them 'neath some rock?

"Not in some mosque, not 'neath some rock,
Not in my halls, not in some mall,
I would not keep them here or there;
I would not keep them anywhere;
I do not have Anthrax or SAM,
I do not have them," said Saddam.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble